Master of the Flying Guillotine (1976) [Mandarin, English Subs]

To celebrate our recent TWO MILLIONTH VISITOR at GOG & MAGOG, we bring you, un-cut and in its entirety... Master of the Flying Guillotine. Prepare to be AMAZED.



Not only the greatest Kung Fu movie ever made, but check out the avant-Rock soundtrack including Neu! Kraftwerk, and Tangerine Dream. Simply fantastic.

TWO MILLION VIEWS, BITCHES!


Wasn't even difficult, just get one of these babies and fire it up, you can be SEO boss in no time.

the final countdown to 2000000 VIEWS (OMG!)

Little Girl Hardcore Dancing

8 (maybe more) Patranis of Krishna









La India Maria - LIKE A BAWSE!

Tamil Terror Glee Club

Great Xmas Gift Idea



The perfect gift idea! Check this guy's reaction at 3:45 in the above video. Now I know exactly what to buy for that "hard to shop for" person on my Xmas list!

BEST OF 2010 thru 2013

I am now off of abilify for good


I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING



BEST IN SHOW


MarshMallows 4 Nu Y-era

NO, You Can't Have It Back, Silly Rabbit!

SRY XMAS ACTUALLY DIEDED

XMAS CAN NEVAR DIE!!!

Make My Season Bright


Cooking With ЪДЖЦ

Memo(s) from Google

Look at this...

Hello Gog,

While going through our records recently, we found that your AdSense
account has posed a significant risk to our AdWords advertisers. Since
keeping your account in our publisher network may financially damage
our advertisers in the future, we've decided to disable your account.

Please understand that we consider this a necessary step to protect the
interests of both our advertisers and our other AdSense publishers. We
realize the inconvenience this may cause you, and we thank you in
advance for your understanding and cooperation.

If you have any questions about your account or the actions we've
taken, please do not reply to this email. You can find more information
by visiting
https://www.google.com/adsense/support/bin/answer.py?answer=57153&hl=en_US.

Sincerely,

The Google AdSense Team
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This message was sent from a notification-only email address that does
not accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.

I can't figure it out? Why me?

Also, check this fuckin' email...

Dear Gog,

 You may have recently received an email from adsense-noreply@google.com about your AdSense account status. Without a valid AdSense account, you cannot participate in the YouTube Partner Program. For more information about AdSense accounts that may have been disabled for invalid click activity or other policy reasons, please visit the following articles: Keeping your accounts in good standing Your AdSense account may be disabled for invalid activity Why was my application disapproved? If you appeal and your AdSense account is reinstated, your YouTube partnership will be reinstated and processing may take 48 hours. Please note that it is against AdSense's Terms and Conditions to create more than one AdSense account. Sincerely, The YouTube Team.

 The fuck is this shit????? 

Oh well, might as well go for a soda... 
 and smoke a bowl, mebby...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again... FUCK GOOGLE ADSENSE also...420 SMOKE WEED ERRY DAY, BLAZE FGTs!

cool german street gang doc (in german)

Christmas with Ian and Myra





GET THOUSANDS OF FREE VIEWS DAILY

  If you have been struggling with your blog's SEO and need more visitors, I have for you a little app that generates traffic at the rate of about 20 000 views every 24 hours. It is called "Jingling Flow SEO Helper" and even though it is in Chinese it is still totally simple to use (English instructions included with download) I'm using it right now, just check my visitor counter to the right of this article to see proof of how well it works. Do you honestly believe THIS blog can get That many views? Seriously. When I turn it off for a day I get about 100 views and about 50 of those are residual "echo views" that just follow the algorithm like a school of dying sardines. But don't just take my word for it, download your own copy of the JINGLING FLOW SEO HELPER today from this link (it says moonspeakmachine.zip)

  I know you are asking, "How does it work?"so, I will tell you.

  Jingling Flow SEO Helper generates randomly chosen IP addresses culled from the web and directs them at your web page. They are REAL IP addresses, the catch is they aren't real visitors, but Google doesn't know this. All Google sees is that your website now has upwards of a quarter million views a month, and your CPC will skyrocket. Now all you have to do is convince friends of yours in other cities to click on the ads on your site (.edu and lawyer ads pay best) and you can make thousands of dollars every month simply for sitting on your ass and blogging.

A little bloggity about shtuff

  The only drawback I found with this scheme is that no one really believes you when you tell them how much money you make, and when you say you are a "Blogger" they immediately assume you are unemployed and still live with your parents, but trust me, when you start getting those adsense payments sent EFT you wont care what they think.

They laughed at me, but I'm the one laughing now

  Another good place to find other bloggers who want to exchange illegal clicks is 4chan. If you hang out on /b/ long enough you will see "Blogger Threads" where they recruit new members who trade clicks on secret IRC chatrooms. If you don't immediately see a "blogger thread" create one yourself and they will find you. Believe me, they are always looking for new members.

some helpful hints

  I retired from click fraud myself (got banned) but I will pass this info along to you because I am filled with resentment towards Google and I want them to PAY! So take this little tip from me as a Xmas Bonus, and enjoy your FREE INTERNET MONIES. Do it now because by this time next year you most likely wont be able to.

opportunities are going up in smoke

  And by the way, if you are wondering why I still run my "Jingling Flow SEO Helper" even though I no longer get money from Google Adsense, it is because I want my page view numbers to roll over to Two Million at midnight on New Year's Eve 2012. Come visit me here at GOG & MAGOG on December 31st around Midnight and ring in the 2 Million-Views New Year 2013 with me. After that I'm closing the blog for good and you can all go and fuck yourselves.

I've had all I can take and I can't take it no more!

& If You Really Are Serious about JINGLING FLOW SEO Helper

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ban china and still get over 2k English market views

JINGLE & FLOW

Mayor McCheese is the law.


Mayor McCheese is an anthropomorphic hamburger distinguished by a mildly antiquated dress style; McCheese is equipped with a mayor pennant and a pair of chain-bound spectacles. Mayor McCheeses instrument of law and order is McDonaldlands vigilant Chief of Police, Big Mac. Lamentably, however, Mayor McCheese was judged to be too similar to H.R. Pufnstuf---and was therefore apparently impeached from his office. McCheese was later relegated to obscurity and peripheral imagery, a fact that would have logically thrown McDonaldland into a period of bedlam and absolute disorder, a realm of chaos in which the likes of the Hamburglar and Captain Crook might operate unfettered.

Hail To The Chief