Mayor McCheese is the law.


Mayor McCheese is an anthropomorphic hamburger distinguished by a mildly antiquated dress style; McCheese is equipped with a mayor pennant and a pair of chain-bound spectacles. Mayor McCheeses instrument of law and order is McDonaldlands vigilant Chief of Police, Big Mac. Lamentably, however, Mayor McCheese was judged to be too similar to H.R. Pufnstuf---and was therefore apparently impeached from his office. McCheese was later relegated to obscurity and peripheral imagery, a fact that would have logically thrown McDonaldland into a period of bedlam and absolute disorder, a realm of chaos in which the likes of the Hamburglar and Captain Crook might operate unfettered.

Hail To The Chief

FUCK GOOGLE ADSENSE

Welp, kids... Google finally caught me. It only took them TWO FUCKING YEARS. In this time I managed to defraud Google's advertizing clients out of OVER 600 (six-hundred) THOUSAND DOLLARS(not even lying)! The assholes at Google adsense like to think they have it all under control, when in reality they simply turn a blind eye to the whole racket because they are getting rich off the ignorance of their advertizes. Yeah, I was tight lipped, until now... FGt Adsense B& me!!!!
If they really thought they could stop click-fraud they would have banned every single follower of this blog, but Google doesn't care. They like click-fraud, whatever I manage to steal, they immediately take their 60% cut. So that means, since I made 600k, Google must have pocketed ...er... lots more! If their advertizes had any inkling of just how pervasive click-fraud is, they would run screaming. At least 80% of all clicks on Google Adsense ads are forgeries.

am 12 yr. old and what is this?
WAKE UP. Pay per click advertizing is like pop machines from the 1960s i.e. really easy to steal from. Simply do this; make a blog, get Adsense, go to 4chan and find a click fraud ring on irc....$$$$PROFIT$$$$. If you don't do it now you may not be able to do it in the future (they are actually getting better at detection)
Do You Even Lift, fgt?